This is Why You're Single

I love my girl friends, but some of them have some pretty warped ideas. Thinking they deserve a great guy means that they deserve a male that is a doctor/lawyer/underwear model/Porsche driver who spends his spare time helping kids fly kites.

This guy exists. But he's gay.

They also describe this guy another way: Tall, dark, and asshole.

In all seriousness, whatever happened to wanting someone kindhearted, intelligent, and funny?

Oh yeah, those guys are gay too.

Holy Crap I Forgot About This Thing

I really did. I wish I had an interesting story here, but I really don't.

I guess the "Random" might mean that I have ADD....