Dear Men I Work With,
What is going on with the porn star mustache? I hate it. It scares me. You are all old and have young impressionable children. They don't need to think Daddy is a wannabe 70's porn star. If you don't know if you have a porn star 'stache, you do. But you can check here for confirmation.
Also, don't give me the creepy stare. I realize there aren't many women that work with us, and even fewer that don't have their own porn star mustache. However, don't give me the creepy serial killer gaze, like you can see through to the back of my skull and eat my brain for breakfast.
One more thing. The shirt has to match the the belt which has to match the shoes. Black shirt, brown belt brown shoes is a nonono.