I like to pretend the money in my pocket is talking to each other. Yes I am aware that is weird but I told you I was random.
Alexander Hamilton: Damn that Aaron Burr!
Abraham Lincoln: Huh?
George Washington: Don't even ask.
Abraham Lincoln: I should have never gone to the theater that night. Damn wife. She kept bitching I never took her out anymore, with that whole "Civil War" thing going on. Should have stayed at home. Now look, you stupid hag.
George Washington: I cannot tell a lie, I hate those prissy actors. I bet they wear their wives' petticoats when they do the minuet. They wouldn't have made it in my regiment.
Alexander Hamilton: Let's go hunt Aaron Burr! Who's with me?
Abraham Lincoln: I don't think he's in this pocket.